What your Valentine's Date lipstick says about you
Gals, V-day is fast approaching. Your hot date is right around the corner. You’ve picked out your outfit, looked up the menu and decided exactly what you’re going to eat, practised your nonchalant “I have never ever seen this menu before” face, texted the date location to all your girlfriends and are getting ready to a playlist of absolute bangers.
As you reach for the final touch, a wash of gorgeous colour across your mouth, you pause. What vibe am I giving off tonight??
Lucky for you, we have the answers. In this totally scientific* and carefully researched* article, we’ll explore what your Valentine’s date lipstick choice says about you. Strap in.
*disclaimer: this article is neither of these things. Soz.
So there you have it. Go forth with your newfound wisdom and pick your date lipstick shrewdly. And remember the golden rule of post-sex hygiene.